MTV VMA 2016: 20 Best and Worst Moments

You’re never too old. I remember watching the Moon man festival waaay before I got cable and free wi fi but as we progressed the show did not progress with us. Here’s the high and the low’s of the MTV VMA 2016.

It was intended to be the Rihanna show – since the 28-year-old entertainer was receiving the Video Vanguard Award and was programmed to perform four career-spanning medleys throughout the evening. But it turned into a Beyoncé mini-concert when she and her crew performed an epic medley of songs from Lemonade that left everyone with dropped jaws. Here’s the highs and lows from a night of no-show celebs, anticlimactic reinventions and divas in the spotlight.

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Best of the Night: Beyoncé
The 2016 VMAs were Rihanna’s to own, but Beyoncé had other ideas. For 15 glorious minutes,she staged a Lemonade medley that doubled as a feminist pop spectacle for the ages. She began in full art-diva mode, standing stock still in a white cape and funereal hat. As “Pray You Catch Me” began, 16 dancers flanked her in a Guggenheim-worthy tableau; then, in a clear nod to Black Lives Matter, they gradually fell to the stage in bursts of red light. The mood lightened but Bey’s fierceness only intensified during the reggae-tinged “Hold Up,” as she and her crew began a long trek through an awed crowd.


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Best: Rihanna, Take One
The Video Music Awards have reveled in MTV’s ability to wrangle A-list stars for surprises. Sunday night’s show started off with a fairly big one: Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award recipient Rihanna would be celebrating her lifetime-achievement Moonman with not one, not two, but four performances culled from her formidable catalog. Illuminated by pink lights that made the stage, and her outfit, seem inspired by spun sugar, the 28-year-old opened the 32nd running of the VMAs with the urgent “Don’t Stop The Music” — which, perhaps not coincidentally, samples the “Soul Makossa”-inspired breakdown from Jackson’s 1983 “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin'” single.

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Best: Rihanna, Take Two
Rihanna’s second medley of the night was a party ( at the mtv vma 2016)— quite literally, as revelers who were ready to move along with whatever songs she served up surrounded her onstage. Opening with a flip of the taunting “Rude Boy” that incorporated the beat from Chaka Demus and Pliers’ spiny dancehall crossover hit “Murder She Wrote” (itself lifted from the Maytals’ “Bam Bam”), RiRi led her guests in a sweaty run through “Rude Boy,” followed by the playful “What’s My Name?” and the sinewy “Work.”

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Worst: Rihanna, Take Three
It might have been the collective audience of the mtv vma 2016 hangover after Beyoncé’s Lemonade spectacle, or it may just have been that the songs picked for Rihanna’s third medley — the acidic “Needed Me,” the banger-brooder “Pour It Up,” the vengeful “Bitch Better Have My Money” — didn’t have as many moments that translate into big TV. Rihanna’s flaunting of a death-metal-styled logo — which was worn by her phalanx of dancers, WWE merch-flogging style — was probably the most important development resulting from this particular performance. How the shirts, which have RIHANNA splayed across them in a garish puke green, haven’t yet shown up at her official store yet is a mystery.

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Best: Rihanna, Take Four
Sometimes songs come along that completely reframe artists’ careers, allowing them to show sides of themselves that were always present, but never at the forefront. That’s certainly the case with Rihanna’s torchy Anti track “Love on the Brain,” which is a tour de force that lets her show just how much emotional energy she can wring out of a track — its passing resemblance to Queen’s similarly tortured “Somebody to Love” is only enhanced by the ferocity of her vocal, which is wracked with heartache and ambivalent hope. Rihanna’s final medley of the night bookended her current single with the aching “Stay” and the glittery “Diamonds,” but it was the rip-roaring run through “Brain” that cast her pop megastardom in a new light.

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Worst: The Anticlimactic Return of Britney Spears
We all wished it would be a triumph. We all feared it might be a disaster. Instead, Britney’s much-discussed return to the VMAs was just depressingly competent. The visual design was intriguing enough, starting with a silhouetted Britney performing recognizably Britney-ish moves during her new single “Make Me,” and the star shined in a skimpy, spangled yellow unitard and boots once she appeared in the flesh. But Ms. Spears not only had to share the stage with the lanky, leather-clad G-Eazy — a capable but mostly charmless rapper — but she had to sing the hook on his hit, “Me Myself and I.”

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Best: We Like the New Kanye
Kanye West inhabits a very specific Venn diagram where “boundless creativity” meets “oppressive fame.” Because of this he not only can treat one of the biggest awards shows as anopen mic to just “riff,” but the audience will eat it up like he’s Louis C.K. or Jerry Seinfeld. He had jokes but also had serious words about murders in Chicago; he alluded to tabloid fodder and defended his controversial video’s use of tabloid fodder; he had a zen narcissism (“I am Kanye West … and that feels really great to say”) but also made room to call Chance the Rapper “the future.”

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Best: Beyoncé Wins Video of the Year
After racking up 11 nominations — more than any other artist, ever — and delivering a gripping, 15-minute Lemonade medley, it was no surprise that Beyoncé scored the ultimate VMA. “I dedicate this award to the people of New Orleans,” said Bey who set her groundbreaking video in the city. From the city’s roots in the slave trade, to the economic and environmental devastation it faced post-Hurricane Katrina, to an ongoing epidemic of police violence, “Formation” is a tribute to the endurance of its people, most notably those who are black and poor. Yet Beyoncé and director Melina Matsoukas take it a step further, making the case not just for black survival, but for black empowerment in a series of striking images: her middle fingers up in funeral garb; black women linking their arms in dance; a newspaper headlined “More Than a Dreamer” with MLK’s face on the cover; a standoff between a child in a hoodie and row of riot cops; the words “STOP SHOOTING US” scrawled on a wall; Beyoncé herself lain across a New Orleans cop car, sinking in the midst of a flood. To Beyoncé, New Orleans is not just the city she loves; New Orleans is the mirror through which the United States must see itself, warts and all. Whereas 2013’s “***Flawless” once called for the world to bow down, 2016’s “Formation” is the call to rise up.

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Worst: No Mention of Music Video Pioneers David Bowie and Prince
It’s pretty hard to imagine what modern pop music would be like if David Bowie and Prince had never existed, but it’s impossible to imagine MTV without their visual flair setting dazzling examples in its earliest years. And yet, the VMAs chose not to mourn either recently deceased genius. The night lacked even a respectful mention of either legend by a presenter — though Bowie did appear briefly onscreen when the video for “Blackstar” won an award for art direction. Still, you’d think Bowie, the winner of the very first Video Vanguard Award and a man who was making videos for a full decade before MTV was born, would merit some acknowledgement. The Video Vanguard is an award, it should be noted, the Prince never received – though maybe MTV thought he’d be insulted by the honor once they re-named it for Michael Jackson.

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Worst: The Parade of No-Shows

A steady stream of couldn’t-be-there-tonights made an already low-energy show feel even more tepid. Puff Daddy informed us early on that Drake – who would turn up later – was “stuck in traffic” after the Canadian star failed to take the stage to accept his Best Hip-Hop Video award. Unlikely Best Male Video winner Calvin Harris skipped the show for a show in the U.K., accepting via satellite, while the Final Five became the Final Four due to Gabby Douglas being hospitalized for a mouth infection.

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Best: Alicia Keys Takes a Stand

Forget canned jokes and robotic recitations of what a category means: Alicia Keys turned her presentation of Best Male Video into an opportunity. After noting that it was the 53rd anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, Keys launched into a poem about the ways in which sex and war are treated by culture that eventually turned into a full-throated hymn about the callousness of the world. “Maybe we could love somebody/maybe we could care a little more/maybe we could love somebody/instead of polishing the bombs of holy war,” she sang, sans accompaniment. She then resumed speaking: “I still believe in that dream that one day, our nation is going to rise up and be finally, finally completely about the true meaning of this creed: That all women and men are created equal.” The combination of poetry and politics provided a neat flashback to earlier VMA political moments: R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe’s rotation of message-festooned T-shirts, Beastie Boy Adam “Ad-Rock” Horovitz’s impassioned speech about women’s equality, Beyoncé standing in front of a larger-than-life “FEMINIST.” That Best Male Video wound up going to Calvin Harris for “This Is What You Came For,” a song that has Rihanna at its sparkling center, only made Keys’ call seem more potent.

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Worst: Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj Sweat to the Oldies

Was it just us, or did it feel a bit chilly in there? Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj are no strangers – they first slayed together alongside Jessie J on the 2014 hit “Bang Bang,” and Grande would resurface later that year on The Pinkprint cut “Get On Your Knees.” But neither the spandex nor Buns of Steel could heat up the ladies’ frosty on-stage chemistry during their performance of “Side to Side,” off Grande’s latest album, Dangerous Woman. It was almost cruel to make a virtuosa such as Grande huff out her lines while peddling on a stationary cycle, curtailing her usual live vocal prowess. Not to mention the hunks gingerly diving down to face the divas at crotch level, resulting in one of the most lukewarm allusions to cunnilingus on television.

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Worst: Michael Phelps Flails

Fresh from his multiple victories at the 2016 Rio Olympics, swim champion Michael Phelps made a rare appearance last night – as in, on dry-land, fully-clothed and standing upright – to introduce Future’s debut VMAs performance. “Remember in Rio when I made that face that ended up all over the Internet?” asked Phelps, awkwardly, in reference to his own viral meme. “I was in the zone with Future’s track, ‘Stick Talk’ blaring in my headphones,” he confessed, giving a somewhat plausible reason for his grimace at South African competitor Chad Le Clos. “I might have a lot of golds,” he added, “but this guy’s got all the platinum.” Leave it to the most decorated Olympian of all time to nab a platform on national television to be … a total fanboy.

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Worst: The Chainsmokers and Halsey Get “Closer”

Along with gritty pop rebel Halsey, New York City DJ duo the Chainsmokers currently have the Number One single on the Billboard Hot 100 with their carefree summer jam, “Closer.” But for a crew of hitmakers, they put on one sleeper of a performance. Comprised of a mountain for a backdrop and some light fog, the sparse visuals hardly warranted broadcast – much less the lackluster, albeit cuddly vocal performance between Halsey and the Chainsmokers’ Drew Taggart. Producer Alex Pall looked lonely behind his drum machine while it all went down, ensconced by white mist.

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Best: Drake Toasts to Rihanna

The most dominant pop star of 2016 did his best at MTV VMA 2016 “I’m not worthy” while presenting his old pal Rihanna with her Video Vanguard award, and restored some dignity to the Barbadian singer after Beyoncé had all but stolen the show out from under her. He strolled up in a tux anddescribed his first encounter with “someone I’ve been in love with since I was 22 years old,” whom he met while he was a lowly restaurant singer. He cracked a couple corny jokes – showing a photo of himself with a Rihanna-esque do – and through his humility seemed to re-convince the audience that they were looking at a fellow megastar.


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